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Muslimat
Muslimat is a kind, caring, gentle, respectful and loving person. She is quiet but exceedingly humorous. She is pure in heart. She is the very quintessence of beauty. She goes out of her way to help others and she does that without expecting anything in return. She is smart, intelligent and brilliant. She is a girl you could turn to for help and advice at any time. She is tolerant, understanding and not judgemental. She is the greatest friend you could ever have. However, if she decides to cut you off, she does that and never looks back. That is her Yin and her Yang. If Muslimat loves you, you would understand what it means to be loved. She is the personification of the phrase "Sempre Fidelis". She sets a standard in your life, a standard no other could ever, in your credible opinion, ever reach. If she is your girlfriend and you lose her, that is something you would regret for the rest of your life. She is that girl everyone knows about - the girl your friends blame you for losing, the girl your family loves, the girl your wife prays would be mistakenly struck by lightning and the girl you'll tell your kids about when they grow up. There would never be another her in your life. You won't search, for you know you shall never find - she is the last of her kind! If you find your Muslimat, you'll probably know it . . . only when you've lost her but, still, you'll love her till the sands of time run out.
This is an example of how you'll hear about her:
Grand-kid: Grand-dad, tell us about your youth. We want to know your most cherished memories.
You (smiling like the you are lost in time): Once upon a time, children, there was Muslimat in my life.
Grand-kid: Grand-dad, tell us about your youth. We want to know your most cherished memories.
You (smiling like the you are lost in time): Once upon a time, children, there was Muslimat in my life.
Muslimat by Ikran Blaque January 29, 2021
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Muslimophobia by Alex From Australia April 6, 2016
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Musimotional by Somohapian November 22, 2010
Muslimousine
A vehicle used as a mode of transport for muslims, usually overcrowded, sometimes with family members in the trunk.
Generally it is a beat-up unroadworthy piece of shit, characterised by a towelhead for a driver, and bumper stickers featuring phrases such as "my other vehicle is a camel", "zero to blown up in 8.2 seconds", "I have PMS and a bomb...any questions?" and "my car just blew up your car".
Generally it is a beat-up unroadworthy piece of shit, characterised by a towelhead for a driver, and bumper stickers featuring phrases such as "my other vehicle is a camel", "zero to blown up in 8.2 seconds", "I have PMS and a bomb...any questions?" and "my car just blew up your car".
Person 1 : "Damn..that is a sardine can on wheels, if ever I did see one"
Person 2 : " Don't be so disrespectful. Thats a muslimousine!"
Person 2 : " Don't be so disrespectful. Thats a muslimousine!"
Muslimousine by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 2, 2009
muslimista
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