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Muskingum College 

A small college located in the middle of nowhere (New Concord). Home of the Muskies. Muskies are little tiny fish that look like a shark (the sharp teeth), but smaller who pose no big threat. Students who attend the college spend of there time at the local gas station (Circle K) or go behind the gas station where the railroad is and smoke ciggarettes all day.
The College is not very well known, but few famous people did go/attend the college.For an Example: Jack Hanna and Ignes Moorehead graduated from Muskingum Colelge. John Glenn would have graduated if he didn't drive his truck in the lake while being intoxicated.
Person A: "Your going to Muskingum College, where's that? "
Person B: "In the middle of nowhere"

Person A: "oh, I don't know anyone who graduated from there."
Person B: "yes you do! Jack Hanna who is obessed with the Columbus Zoo and John Glenn would have grauded if he didn't drive drunk into the lake"
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Muskingum County Facial

the act of spitting snuff, or chew into the face and or eyes of an unsuspecting victim. Originates from a county in southeastern Ohio.
"That skank underclassman just insulted you dude, go give her a Muskingum County Facial."

Muskingum College 

A small liberal arts college located in the village of New Concord in East Central Ohio. The school was founded in 1837 by a group of local people who needed a place to educate their children. Muskingum College is associated with the Presbyterian Church USA. Graduates of note are John Glenn, Agnes Moorehead, and Jack Hannah. The school's athletic teams participate in the Ohio Athletic Conference (OAC) as the Fighting Muskies.
I spent my undergraduate years at Muskingum College, where I earned a B.A. in History.

Musking It

A badly though out, overly complicated solution to a problem where a simple solution already exist and the new complicated solution doesn't work very well and you would been better off sticking with the existing simple solution.
Elon Musk sure is Musking it with Twitter Verification system.
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The activity of tweeting for attention from the public.
Nobody does musking better than Elon.
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To do to something what Elon Musk is doing to Twitter.
That dog is really Musking that stuffed animal.
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Elon Musking 

When a man jerks off and bukakkes her face inside an electric vehicle
Dude I was Elon Musking all over this chic's face in my Kia Kona
Elon Musking by Parale May 20, 2019