dirty muskee

A Dirty Muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the turd and use it to pleasure your woman. Also known as a Shit-Dildo.

Man last night after dinner I drop a duece and gave my lady a dirty muskee!

dirty muskee by pooba August 10, 2006

A Double Muskee 

When two men tag team a woman with a pair of used wool socks as condoms.

She has to do her laundry after receiving A Double Muskee.

A Double Muskee by The Real Muskee May 28, 2024

A Double Muskee 

When two men tag team a woman using used wool socks for condoms.

She needed to do laundry after recieving A Double Muskee.

A Double Muskee by The Real Muskee May 28, 2024

Muff Musket 

It is another name for an erect penis

My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off

Muff Musket by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012

montana musket loader 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

Musked 

When a car manufacturer refuses to honor their own warranty.

The wheel fell off my neighbor's new Tesla right as he drove it off the dealer lot. The service department said it is not covered under warranty, because it is a normal wear item, and said it would be $5000 if he wants it fixed. They really Musked him.

Musked by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019

musketing 

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

musketing by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021