Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.

"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

Autoerotic Mummification by Leonard L. Church. September 26, 2012

mugification 

Utter annihilation, total defeat, obvious victory.

Whoah, that was some serious mugification!

mugification by Mugification November 5, 2003

merkification 

To be merked to the extent of no return.

That was some serious merkification.

merkification by jsctt January 18, 2009

Mummification 

Mummification is defined as preserving deceased human or animal skin and organs by removing the brain and the contents of the abdomen to avoid decaying because of Bacteria (that's the natural way of mummification). Mummification was a feature of several ancient cultures especially Egypt, Over one million animal mummies have been found in Egypt, many of which are cats. Pharaohs of Egypt were mummified because they believed that there is ''After Life'' so they were mummified and buried with their clothes,etc.

Natural mummification method was the original used by the ancient cultures like Egypt.

Mummification by Sir Claim macdo June 1, 2017

Museification 

When one is converted into a state of mind beyond belief, and occurs when listening to music performed and/or sung by the British band, Muse. This will usually occur to person listening to Muse for the first time, but can occur at any given moment.

Ex 1: Don't disturb me mate, I'm in a complete state of museification.

Ex 2: I was completely museified when i heard them at first.

Museification by Max2oo9 June 17, 2009

mortification 

an awesome christian heavy metal band that blows deicide out of the water
SATAN SUCKS

mortification by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Mortification 

A great Christian Metal band from Australia in 1990. It originally started as a thrash metal band, but turned to death metal by 1992 and then kept on messing around with different types of metal such as, speed, groove, more thrash, power, doom, and even hardcore.

Most people agree that their best album was Scrolls of the Megilloth, which was released in 1992 and was one of the first ever Christian death metal albums.

They have released about twelve studio albums, a few DVDs, lots of live albums, and a new album is underway.

Me: Mortification is one of the best bands ever.
Satanic Metalhead: Shut the f*** up!! My s*** is better than your Christian bulls***!!!
Me: *makes him listen to Scrolls of the Megilloth*
Stanic Metalhead: *runs away like a little girl*

Mortification by Usvart Jorge April 23, 2009