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1.
An amorphous/mystical/apocryphal orifice of the body into which various 'objects' may be inserted in disgust.
Highbert: Ah, dood, did you see Highland yesterday? He pissed Craiggers off and got it right in the murkhole.
by Hhhweidman April 25, 2009