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Rancho Murieta 

A secluded northern California community near Sacramento, with a lot of rich stuck-up people. At least a half-hours worth of driving to get anywhere. Stoners like to take advantage of all the hidden woods to go off and smoke. "Man hunt" is a popular game played in rancho, where one calls security on themselves, and run away when security comes.
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Rancho Murieta by ResidentofRancho. February 28, 2011
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Rancho Murieta 

Old people community by sacramento,15 miles south of Folsom,where lots of old racist white people live. Literally almost everyone here is racist as fuck and somehow it slides(as everywhere sadly)They have gay security and so if youre black and live there, everyone will call security on you and they don't do anything about it. heck,even the security guards that work there say racism is "freedom of speech" and that anyone can say anything.Bunch of stuck up white kids are racist as well. there was even a sac bee article where local Marica Courson stated"... you black men might be better off at home after a certain hour" suggesting a black people curfew? like wtf. she also said "do we really understand why a shooting occurred" like um wtf. it is true that if youre black and go out at night and u see a group of white men, they will start shit, but thats only cuz theyre RACIST. literally. even at the hotel across the communitys racist. a stupid white pig called a black guy a nigger and a fight broke out. many in rancho responded saying they had no idea it was there (u can google article) and that rancho isnt like that. WELL lemme tell ya, thats all rancho is. they all read the bee at 6am, theyre old white racist people with nothing better to do and wake up early.gmfu. and they teach racism to there stuck up kids. sad truth many dont know because this community is VERY secretive. majority if not all the adults here are racist. and idk why no one else bothered to define but i am.
bro #1: yo bros wanna come over after school to my place?

bro #2: sheeeeit, bro why not come over to rancho murieta and we can go smoke.

bro #1: well i would but your parents are racist and give me dirty looks, also, if we go out security will just get called when we smoke, i wanna smoke in peace, shit even cops let you off but these security guards are racist pigs.

bro #3: yea dude everyone in rancho is racist as fuck im only going over there tomorrow to fuck becky, but honestly fuck rancho. I would rather live somewhere that you can walk as any race and not get looks, also if i walk home from your house when we leave ill probably get confronted by security asking me what im doing/going/who i met/ if im called in/ if your parents know/ etc,etc, maybe even get written up for trespassing dawg, a chance im not tryna take.

bro #1: but i can sneak my parents car out and drive u out of the gates so u can get picked up
bro #2 & #3: fuck off just smoke in eg brooooo fuck rancho

honestly i hope in the near future rancho murieta is interracial as fuck. man. fuck that place. i know way to many racist incidents that occur there DAILY. not a white boy writing this btw. peace
Marieta.. wow! Marieta's sure are unique. They aren't always the quickest one to get the joke but man, they sure are smart with the books. Give em' a glass of wine, a few ice cubes and the party is started. Despite their 3D beauty marks, often on their face, Marieta's are overall beautiful (especially when they wear the red lipstick). If you take a Marieta to the Italian Night Club on 5th, you'll see just how fun she can be.
Dude 1: Look at that mole
Dude 2: Dude, it's ok shes a Marieta
Marieta by fratkm7 May 12, 2014

Murrieta,CA 

kind of nice mid class city filled with trashy rugged people which makes it not nice any more, if you dont play sports there is no point living there, the bitches r flatout weird or ran thru, the niggas there just be on drugs 24/7 & if they not on em they tryin to sell em , in about 5-7 years theres going to be small amounts of gangs, this city is pretty much a Moreno Valley in the making, dudes that are damn near 30 still attend high school parties and fuck on minors , its boring as fuck so there really isnt shit to do but fuck bitches , get high/drunk, or fight . MV kids were gay as fuck or crackheads, Mesa kids were squares or crackheads, Vista kids were athletes, groupie bitches, weirdos, a couple real ones or crackheads. "the loop" is practically the little projects of murrieta almost, the white kids want to be a mexican or be black super bad. Everyone is fake depressed or suicidal. High number of weak bloods & crips ,cokeheads,pregnant bitches, bumass baby-daddies, tattletells, 304s & std's. the local plugs get robbed every other week at gunpoint, did i also mention all these hoes are pregnant?? and last but not least its so fuckin boring kids play cops and robbers for fun..
murrieta,ca .... a wasteland for young adults and kids.
Murrieta,CA by pussykillah96 June 9, 2018
Murrieta (Murr-town) California. The 44th safest city in the nation. The safest in Riverside County. Also making it 1st on the list of most Copulated city, with more than 30 cops per square mile at all times.
Murrieta has so many cops around, they don't even have time to eat donuts
Murrieta by ibidwell January 20, 2009

vista murrieta high school 

A prison-like school that has way too much school spirit and everyone who attends thinks they are better than everyone else.

They do have a pretty kick-ass football team though..
I go to Vista Murrieta High School and I think Murrieta Valley sucks ass.
A city full of congestion, trafic, gas stations on every corner, guys with lifted trucks, dirtbike or a quad in the back. alot of posers. A prison looking school. and some really nice houses. A lot of idiot drivers. and even more trafic. Also known as the 951
Eyyy bro were u from? I REP THE 951, MURRIETA (murrtown)
murrieta by 6ixx June 11, 2006