mystic mungis 

A sacred and most powerful force that has been the subject of both obsession and consternation for those seeking to obtain it. While much is still unknown about the mystic mungis, one certainty is its power to defeat the notorious Frogs form of Sephiroth, an attribute that many have gleaned as the reasoning behind the use of cybernetic turtles from the future in the quest for its acquisition.

I summon the power of the Mystic Mungis!

mystic mungis by Dr. Prof. Expert November 30, 2016

Mungiacake 

A non Italian person.
Pronounced: Mun-ja-cake

American(Mungiacake) kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings a Bundt cake, and you sip coffee and chat.
Italian kids: When their Mom visits them, she brings 3 days worth of food, begins to tidy up, dust, do the laundry, and rearrange the furniture.


American(mungiacake) kids: Always pay retail, and look in the Yellow Pages when they need to have something done.
Italian kids: Call their dad or uncle, and ask for another dad's or uncle's phone number to get it done...cash deal. Know what I mean ??


American(mungiacake) kids: Will greet you with "Hello" or "Hi".
Italian kid s : Will give you a big hug, a kiss on your cheek, and a pat on your back.

Mungiacake by Alex Natale January 13, 2009

Mungin' 

Aussie slang: To eat something

'What are you doing?', 'Just mungin' on some bread'

Mungin' by Aussie Slang Pro September 17, 2012

Slovakian munging 

You put a traffic cone in a dead body and then shit vomit and cum in her, then you proceed to pump it inside her with a plunger. Your mate who came with you then proceeds to inflict a Rakishi on her as you put your mouth open on her genitals. Then you get splated!

Yo are you free this weekend, I was thinking we could go do some Slovakian munging

Slovakian munging by BidNibbaRakishi July 23, 2019

Mangiggles

When a grown man, either due to shyness, flirtation, being tickled or for other reasons related to becoming giddy, fails to laugh like an adult male, and instead can only muster a series of giggles containing effeminate qualities.

Michael broke into an embarrassing bout of mangiggles after being asked on a date by an attractive woman he had long desired.

OR

Joe exhibited a case of mangiggles while being tickled by his long-time girlfriend. She now "wears the pants" in the relationship.

Mangiggles by SPACIAL-D December 2, 2009

mungidemic 

An occurrence in which there is a tremendous breakout in mungings in a city or metropolis. Causes of mungidemics can range from a fad in which it is cool to mung, a food recommendation made by a well-known chef such as Martha Stewart, or simply a large influx of communism. Effects of mungidemics are empty cemeteries, and empty morgues. Fewer funerals (as bodies are just munged instead of buried then dug up), and in some instances empty nursing homes. Overall there is a massive downturn in the population of people over the age of 60.

"Anaheim used to be such a nice place, until they had that mungidemic and they started munging their elderly to save money on funeral costs."

mungidemic by JuFu March 31, 2009

mungiejumping 

This is a mung assualt that should only be attempted by professionals. This takes a great deal of preparation and safety measures. Helmet is recommended while attempting this highflying munging attack. This is where a munger either jumps from a high structure, preferably a bridge, and strategically places the victim on a surface where this fantastic feat can be accomplished. One will then strap on the mungie cords and propell him or herself over the edge towards the tasty victim's rotten, but scrumptious vagina. Your partner will hold the victim prior to the moment of impact. Once the impact is inevitable, your partner will place his/her mouth over the waiting vagina. POW!!! Taste your sweet success and have fun while doing it.

1. Sorry mom, I can't go to my little brother's baseball game, I had a prior engagement to go mungie jumping with Tommy.

2. I went to Johnny's funeral. He died from a horrific mungiejumping accident. (he was not wearing a helmet)

mungiejumping by John and Kyle May 23, 2006