munchy monster 

when you have the munchies and out of food, so you call up a friend or someone you sorta know and offer to smoke him up if he brings a pizza..

munchy monster: ring, ring..
random dude: yeah
mm: sup pimpin'.. wanna get blazed??
rd: hellz yeah
mm: aight.. loadin the bong right now.. oh yeah bring pizza.. ::click::
rd: dam munchy monster

munchy monster by cleverati May 14, 2008

Munch Monster 

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

Munch Monster by Cdogbox July 30, 2018

Monster Munch 

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Credit Crunch'.

As in:

"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."

"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"

Monster Munch by Pickled Onion Flavour January 16, 2009

monster munch 

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

monster munch by Steve August 28, 2003

Cookie Monster Munch 

Is when you eat out a girl and make cookie monster noises like "yum yum yum"

I ate that girls pussy like the cookie monster munch on it.

Cookie Monster Munch by jray19 January 16, 2011

Monster Munch 

The act of overly aggressively eating out a women both vaginally and anally at the same time.

He bent her over and monster munched the shit out of her. All I heard was NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

Monster Munch by The Behemoth of Bip January 21, 2011

Monster Munch 

Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.

I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!

Monster Munch by Minkey March 22, 2005