carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

muff munch

One who likes to go down on, eat, and somewhat munch the genitals of a female.

I'm so into pussy, I'd muff munch your mum anyday.

by danny May 15, 2003

a hyphenated, slang alliteration term used to describe the act of one 'munching' on one's vagina. in other words licking someone out.

I'd like to give you a muff-munch :P

by na na na naaaaa December 11, 2009

The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.

I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.

by egnaro May 21, 2005

The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.

Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.

by Papa Bravo Romeo December 10, 2019