mummy sex

wrapping one's self and one's partner in gauze bandages or toilet paper from head to toe with only the eyes and genitals exposed. And performing intercourse, mummy style.

(1) After Gina's boyfriend doused her with gasoline and landed her in the burn ward, Frank wrapped himself with toilet paper and treated her to some mummy sex.

(2)
The Rock: "Damn Rachael Weisz, you're hot"
Rachael Weisz: "Shit, we're fresh out of toilet paper. But, I really want to have mummy sex"

mummy sex by Spencer Treat Clark December 13, 2008

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sex mommy

A female who is not in a commited relationship with a man but provides services: such as laundry, cooking, cleaning, and sex. She's his mother, but with sexual benefits.

Wow, Brianna does everything for Jerry, his laundry, his cooking, even sex! She's a real sex mommy .

sex mommy by Hamsterballz July 22, 2017

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sexy toe mommy daddy

when you ask your mommy and daddy to do special things with you what include severe fisting of the anal cavity what blood them squirts out of screaming of agony whilst your mom fingeres herself in the corner

friend:sit down man the seat is comfy
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;]

sexy toe mommy daddy by sexy left toe December 14, 2019

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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