mummert
to pick up someone who is much younger than oneself. usually used in a derogatory fashion, in the manner of cradle robber. see manther and cougar.
mummert by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009
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Bryan Mummert
An ok guy. He knows what other people want to do, and is very tolerant. Willing to try anything, and will do anything he can to help someone in need.
Bryan Mummert by Wesker2236 February 3, 2010
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Mommertz
Mommertz by natenatenatenatenate August 5, 2012
MUMZERT
To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.
MUMZERT by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020
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ur mummeth gayeth lolleth by makinglunch May 11, 2018
mummer
Someone who gets dressed up during the Christmas holidays and goes from house to house bumming drinks. A Newfoundland Tradition.
mummer by Buddy Wasisname September 20, 2005
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