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An adjective modifier for the noun "jumbo". All I got from the car dealer was some mumbo jumbo about the warranty...sounded like BS to me.
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A trunk-like object that comes out of a human's neck, similar to an elephant's trunk, except EXTREMELY long. Extremely painful to grow back once detatched. Also used at power plants to generate electricity. Guy: "YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY MUMBO AND IT FELL OFF! OWWW!" *grows back instantly, a very painful experience*
Girl: "I'm sorry! But you should probably buy a mumbo bag." Guy: "A mumbo bag?! What is that?" Girl: "You wrap up your mumbo and put it in your bag! See, I have one. I got my mumbo bag right after my first detatchment." Guy: "Sweet! Well, I need to go take my detatched mumbo to the power plant." Girl: "Ok! Well, good to see that your mumbo grew back nicely. Bye!" |
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To speak without clarity. I listened to Bubba mumbo 'bout traffic jams, gettin' pulled over for speeding and hitting a deer but dammit the pizza weren't only cold...he ate everthang but the crust.
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There were two guys going on a safari in the jungle. They are suddenly surrounded by natives.
Native: You trespass land. The trespassers are taken to the chief. Chief:You trespass on land, now u must make choice, Death or Mumbo. Trepassers: WTF is Mumbo? Chief: Mumbo is when all men in village have sex with you. Trepasser 1: I guess Mumbo is better than death, I pick Mumbo. The ritual takes 3 days. Trespasser 2 sees Trespasser 1 dying on the floor. Trespasser 2: I don't want that, I pick death. The Chief looks around smiling happily. Chief: Death by Mumbo!!!! Este pinche bovi no tiene change pa ten so we gave him Mumbo.
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