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Multi-Level Marketing 

Commonly abbreviated MLM, it's a form of selling a product whereby one person recruits other salespeople, who recruits other salespeople, ad nausea and after each sale, everybody above the salesman gets a small piece of commission. To make money in one (98%+ of people don't), one should place much more emphasis on recruiting than sales. Amway is probably the most well-known MLM.

Many MLMs have "optional" national meetings, motivational books and tapes, and other various expenses. The cost of these comes out of pocket of the individual. As a general rule, if you can be one of the first people to join a successful MLM, you'll make a lot of money, especially if you can sell all of this crap to your downline. However, if you're not in this lucky 1-2%, you'll honestly be lucky to break even in your expenses.

There is some technical difference between a pyramid scheme, which is illegal, and an MLM, which is legal. However, nobody but the high-priced lawyers which keep MLMs in business and stealing the money of its starry-eyed employees seem to know what this difference is.
There are too many Multi-Level Marketing organizations to count. After one is shut down by bankruptcy or the government, two new ones sprout from the ground.
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multi-level Marketing 

A Form of Legalized Pyramid Scheme, Commonly called "A Fucking Scam".
Hey Hun You Wanna Buy Some Grape sod-Wine I Mean Wine, It's Wine. Only $60000 to Buy a Pack of two and Join my Multi-level Marketing Company?.

Multi Level Marketing 

a diet pyramid scheme
Person 1: I got offered a position at an multi level marketing company, should I take it?
Person 2: Probably not. MLMs are scams. You'll most likely overwork yourself with a minimum wage salary.

Multi-Level Marketing 

The full version of the more commonly used abbreviation, MLM.
MLM stands for Multi-Level Marketing.

multi-level marketing 

See pyramid scheme
some chick named brexleigh or something: Want to join my multi-level marketing company?!?! It’s only 6 million dollars (and your soul) and then you can be a girlboss like me!

Person 2: that sounds like a pyramid scheme
multi-level marketing by hajiler September 30, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026