A stylish hair cut that has been popular for decades. Short on top, long in the back. Looks good on anyone. It will always be in style. Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as a bad mullet.
by Jimbo May 22, 2003
Any haircut that is short in the front, long in the back, and identified with certain regional and socio-economic norms. Usually worn by males, though not exclusively. In the USA, it is usually associated with lower education and/or income males, and often considered a sign of white trash, trailer trash or redneck status. However, in Canada, the mullet is simply known as the hockey haircut, and is a practical choice for those who play Canada's national sport because it allows the player to wear a helmet and keep his long hair.
by Jim Turner October 20, 2006
A popular 1980's hairstyle that working class people continued to wear into the 1990's and 2000's, the mullet makes the American middle class feel better about themselves by giving them something to look down on; though the average U.S. citizen has a negative net worth and lives in a fascist police state controlled by transnational corporations, he can take comfort in the fact that he at least has a trendy haircut like the people on the current TV shows, and not like the people on the old ones.
Who cares about the guy who lost his job when the company built a new plant in a country where there are no child labor laws? He wears a mullet!
by Emmanuel Goldsteine August 10, 2007
Any hairstyle whereupon the top is shorter than the back, and said person wearing this hairstyle still thinks that quiet riot, whitesnake, cinderella, and all the other myriad of metal bands kick major ass. Addendum to definition: People with said hairstyle usually carry with them lifetime memberships to local respective strip clubs, and believe very firmly that Pabst Blue Ribbon is STILL the beer of choice, along with Budweiser.
by GraphicArtist2KForever January 18, 2004
... the mull found usually on white trash people ... but evolving to all sorts... be careful when approaching a wild mullet with a camera.. never irritate it... touch one every chance you get.. and if you have one keep it healthy and never let it touch the ground... see.. skullet.. totally shaved cept back area.
femmulet= girl with mullet.
mullatino=mezican mullet
homullsexual=gay with mullet
mullie=bullie with mullet
mulletude= mad mullet
camero hair/charlotte mud flap/the 10-90/ape drape.beaver pattle...... go hunt some mullets
mullatino=mezican mullet
homullsexual=gay with mullet
mullie=bullie with mullet
mulletude= mad mullet
camero hair/charlotte mud flap/the 10-90/ape drape.beaver pattle...... go hunt some mullets
by muh-leTT May 13, 2003
1.) Hair protruding from the back of the neck in rediculous fashion.
Mullets are also commonly associated with the Camero (92 or older model), Bud, Miller, Coors, dual tv sets (stolen rentway TV placed on top of the broken larger, older set), TV Dinner marathons ranging from 4 weeks and beyond, tube tops, occasionally spandex, Ford pinto, poor mexicans, poor white people.
Anyone who associates truth with black men having mullets is also likely to associate truth with pigs taking flight.
Mullets are also commonly associated with the Camero (92 or older model), Bud, Miller, Coors, dual tv sets (stolen rentway TV placed on top of the broken larger, older set), TV Dinner marathons ranging from 4 weeks and beyond, tube tops, occasionally spandex, Ford pinto, poor mexicans, poor white people.
Anyone who associates truth with black men having mullets is also likely to associate truth with pigs taking flight.
by fsn812 December 18, 2003
by browns June 29, 2006