Short in the front, long in the back. Usually worn by rednecks, and they try to defend this crappy-ass haircut by saying "buisness in the front and a party in the back", and if they live long enough they use it for their own personal toilet paper.
by Fantastic Dan August 13, 2005
My choice of hairstyles.
I'm so sexy with my mullet.
by cmkrcs1 October 12, 2004
by Mommy April 16, 2003
The most terrible hairstyle in existance donned by white trash types and other people stuck in the late 1980's. Short in the front and long in the back. Sometimes accompanied by feathered hair or shaved sides.
by mul - et May 19, 2003
A hair cut with the front short (business in front) and the back long (party in back). Like The force, There is a dark side of the mullet kingdom, led by an evil lady with a crazy mullet down my road. There is also a good side. This kid I saw a a lake, about 5 years old, had the best mullet in the world. He leads the good side with all his glorius mulletude. However, a mullet cannot be grown. It has to be trimmed (in the front only). You cannot start off bald and spontaneously grow one. One day one child will be born with a mullet. He will also grow mullets, and will not have to cut the front to keep it "business in front". He will be the Redneck Messiah.
by El Chupasombra November 25, 2005
the coolest haircut ever!!! short on top long in back, its just much awesomer than that of any other hairstyle.
by mullets rock June 07, 2003
by mullet catcher December 30, 2002