mullet

n. Person that needs to carry around a plant in order to replace the oxygen they use up breathing.

"Hey give that mullet a plant!"

by DameMinna November 25, 2004

A person who's credit is so terrible, that they couldn't even buy candy with cash.

Manager: Hey, do you have a deal on that car?
Salesman: He wants to buy it, but he's a fucking mullet.

by Trent H October 11, 2007

i's got to get me a mullet on t ya

by icebox February 14, 2003

A mullet is birth defect

I was riding home from band practice and i saw a guy with a green mullet, I wanted to run over him and put his hair disabilities in the past

by *~Paige~* June 2, 2005

The ideal hairstyle for one who leads a life of both buisness and leisure

by rex March 7, 2005

short in the front long in the back so it is an

by tim mcgee July 19, 2004

Official hair-style of hicks, rednecks, and white trash.

The rednecks went into the store the other day and they all had mullets.

by SithLady November 22, 2006