Muller cornered 

When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.

Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"

Muller cornered by mylittlewhiteslug September 20, 2018

Millersville 

A small parking lot in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, that is always filled. You will be charged over $100 a year to drive around this lot, but you will not find a space to park.

I had an easier time getting a parking spot black Friday at Walmart than I did at Millersville.

Millersville by screepy February 18, 2011

mullered 

1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.


As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.

I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......

A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....

We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill

This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....

Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.

mullered by james mcdonnell March 16, 2004

mulversac 

mulversacked, mulversacking, mulversacination; verb

The act of placing ones penis and scrotum on one-others face. Testicles in the sockets of the eyes, penis guided along the nose, and length permitting head resting on the lips.

Origin
1930's London, was coined by little know jokester named Harvey Pattinson

To mulversac; Done usually with the victim laying down face up asleep/passed out, the perpetrator is in 'the goat' position.

mulversac by sobcheck666 January 18, 2010

Tyler Muller 

Totally a douche and a fake ginger
Yes I did indeed say FAKE ginger.
Thinks he is cool when he is clearly not.
Wants everyone to see his gold air pods

Gets in fights with 4th graders.

Tyler Muller is E :)

Tyler Muller by This is just a joke boi November 5, 2019

mullested 

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.

My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.

mullested by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

Mullets 

Nickname for the Miami Dolphins when they aren't playing well.

Bill: "You watching the Dolphins game on Sunday?"

Frank: "I don't know Bill, after losing that last game I'm about ready to give up on the Mullets. I'm just looking forward to the draft..."

Mullets by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015