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red milkshake

When you shove a cup really hard through a cows udder, that then comes out full of bloody, gross, pink milk. Thats what they call a red milkshake.
G: If you shoved a cup really hard through a cows udder, would it come out full of milk?

R: Well there'd be blood in it.

R: That's what they call a red milkshake.

J: No that's not what they call a red milkshake!

M: No one calls it that.

R:Thats what they're gonna call a red milkshake.
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Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Milkskin 

Type of girl who (nearly) has the skin tone of milk. They usually wear red nail polish and red lipstick because, beside looking real sexy, it matches well.
Bro I tapped that milkskin last night. The light reflected right off her white ass into my eyes and she had red nail polish on her toes. It was so sexy that I came instantly.
Milkskin by Soaper69 February 28, 2022
A beautiful,amazing,gorgeous girl she is the smartest Somali you will ever her honey-like skin complexion will make your heart melt and you will fall head over heels for her.
Hey who’s that?
Oh, her? That's a Mulki my crush😍😘
Mulki by Mulki the chain November 7, 2019

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake 

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."
Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

Ass Milkshake 

The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.
Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.

Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.

Miranda: OH SHIT!!
Ass Milkshake by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014