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acronym used to describe an ugly person, stands for "Messed Up Looking Kid"
"Did you see that kid with the huge ears? He's a real mulk."
by WWJBD November 25, 2006
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First, you need a friend and a shovel. Go to the cemetary and dig up a freshly buried woman. Put your mouth on her vagina and have your friend jump on her stomach. Drink whatever comes out.
Dude, I can't believe you mulked my Grandma. Not cool dude, Not cool...
by Crabbnugga April 05, 2005
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A very cool guy who posts on the aquabats forum.
Mulk is so cool, I want to wet myself!
by Totally Batty July 09, 2004
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The smell that exists when a fat person doesn't wash and the smell particles get trapped in the creases creating magnified emissions of stank.
When Wanda entered the room, it was no surprise to anyone that the smell that she carried with her was that of mulk.
by J-Dolla May 03, 2006
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I'd like sum mulk in my tea
by panjee wigs September 10, 2003
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Milk like substances.
Is that ma mulk?!
by Mulknaughton August 02, 2010
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A guy, that has a name starting with M, that is built like a tank. Changing the word hulk to Mulk.
Heyya Mulk
Sup guys?
by Becaww October 21, 2009
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