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phone muler 

A person that walks into a Radio Shack and gets as many cell phones that he or she can get on a contract and sells them on the streets.
Customer - Yo, what's up?
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.
phone muler by Phone Muler 1 February 20, 2014
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Obsolete Mule 

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.
Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.
Obsolete Mule by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016
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hotel bella muerte 

Hotel Bella Bella Muerte is Spanish for "Hotel of beautiful death". It is used in the song "The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You" by My Chemical Romance
"Lost in the prescription she's got something else in mind ,check into the Hotel Bella Muerte"
hotel bella muerte by lucyatwel December 26, 2016

Drama Mule 

Someone who likes to transport worthless gossip between others in a way similar to a drug mule transporting drugs.
Oswald: "Did you hear about how Bob is telling everyone that Jaquan got expelled?"
Charles: "Bruh Jaquan is just in Puerto Rico he'll be back next week. Bob is such a drama mule!"
Drama Mule by VolleyballIsLife October 29, 2014

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.
The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

bella muerte 

It is spanish for "beautiful death". Referenced in the song "The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You" by My Chemical Romance.
"Lost in the prescription

she's got something else in mind (something else in mind).
Check into the Hotel Bella Muerte." - My Chemical Romance, The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You.

Mosquita muerta 

A person who pretends to be innocent, dainty, and weak (hence a dead fly), but they are actually evil backstabbers. Essentially a spanish version of a "snake in the grass." They are extremely manipulative and will have everyone fooled by their game except for the smart ones. They will usually try to make the ones who don't fall for their game look like bad people while they play the victim.
Laura had this guy so whipped. She acted like the perfect girlfriend, but behind his back she was a ho and a manipulative bitch. Laura es una mosquita muerta.
Mosquita muerta by blazinwolf September 28, 2010