Fuck the Mule

A variant of the popular card game "pass the ace." In this version, when you lose the last of your three bets, you have the option to buy one extra turn (fuck the mule), usually for twice the price of one of the normal bets.

Dammit! I lost my last stack. That's a big pot out there. I'm gonna fuck the mule.

Fuck the Mule by henry73 September 8, 2005

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Fucking Mule

Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints

Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!

Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.

Fucking Mule by Les Crapp October 18, 2007

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Fuck the Mule • Fucking Mule • mulefuck • mule kick • Mule Dick • Mule Hammer • mule punch • Mule Basin • mule bits • mule boy

mulefuck

To simultaneously orgasm, and punch your partner in the back of the head during doggie style sex.

Go on bro, MULEFUCK 'ER!

mulefuck by mriley29 October 16, 2004

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mulefuck

to luxuriously penetrate a cork heeled mule shoe with your penis. The presence of a female feet is preferable but not compulsory as the very sole of the shoe can be rubbed.

-Have you see Emma Watson's feet? They're magnificent.
-The least you can do is to mulefuck her.

mulefuck by poltergaist88 December 18, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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