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7.
Refers to cannabis/marijuana.
You boys smokin' some mulch?
by ilovefignewton November 22, 2009
 
1.
splattered poo that sticks to the back of the toilet bowl after flushing. Frequently chunky and/or fibrous, thus resembling the landscaping product.
I really mulched the loo after after that vegetarian meal at Carole's.
by senior lipschitz January 29, 2005
 
2.
The exquisite pairing of cannibus and a shitty rolling tobacco- mixed and finely chopped, which is smoked through a waterpipe. The outcome generally includes mild euphoria and retardation. Generally referred to as a steak and potato dinner.
My god that clown took a huge mulch and is dancing in his boots.
by nanor the clown August 01, 2010
 
3.
Hot Female, that is so hot you can't stop looking at her!!!
Jennifer Aniston, Mila Kunis, Emma Stone, and Many More Mulch
by Mulchologist69 September 25, 2013
 
4.
Marijuana that has already been vaped by a vaporizer.

The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.
I added half oz of mulch with my weed when making brownies.

I smoke my mulch when I am really dry.
by SmokeyMcPotHead2 February 04, 2013
 
5.
dingleberries, left over scrogglings
I went to toss my girl's salad and all I ran into some mulch
by tim-tim April 07, 2004
 
6.
To destroy or tear apart. Rip things up or make a mess of something. The opposite of cleaning.

Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something.
Wow Mary, you really mulched your bedroom.

Gosh you really mulched that test didn't you?
by Charles Carmichael12 February 14, 2011