Australian slang denoting any of several small and irritating breeds of dog such as the Pekingese, Shiatsu, and various long haired Miniature Terriers. Generally, the term mufti can be applied to any such animal that can be converted for use as a mop by the deft insertion of a hockey stick. Mufti are typically owned by middle aged women and have names like Mitzi, Muffy, Floppsy etc.
Vicky: O dear that means you're going to get into a fight!
Tom: Well as long as i don't end up with a broken mufti...
2. Kat: I bunked the queue so that i could buy that curly wurly before that fat boy. Do you think hes annoyed?
Sam: Yes i think you put his mufti out of joint.