Muffstash

muffstash is the patch of hair left in a strip on the vagina. The muffstash like its brother the moustache which is usually found on the upper lips of men and hairy obese woman, is groomed to perfection daily. but unlike the moustache in purpose the muffstash has no real function other to collect an acute line of stink and look silly, like shingles in the Vanilla Ice era.

'hawt damn woman! why you got a sideways moustache on the outskirts of your birth canal, thats naasty'

that my muffstash honey, it's in honor of Magnum PI

Muffstash by suitanun January 12, 2010

mustashe ride 

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure

Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

mustashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

Mufftash 

when you are giving head and from above the pubic hair makes it look like you have a moutashe

I was giving head to my girlfriend yesterday then she just started laughing at my mufftashe.

Mufftash by jaffaw July 14, 2009

muistashe ride 

when a man with a mustache lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustache lips and tongue to bring her pleasure.

Who wants a mustashe ride? I do I do

muistashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

Mustashing 

(Verb.) An act of stashing food or crumbs in your mustache, whether it is conscious or not.

*Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler is enjoying a fine meal*

-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!

*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*

-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.

Mustashing by Mr_Wagner July 28, 2012

mustashio 

its like if you have facial hair that is the main part of your personality

awe man I wish I could Grow out my beard like mustashio

mustashio by Kitteh Mutha Fukka December 7, 2016

Mustasha 

Algerian word describing ugly manly behaved girl who likes so much gold, money, and cars

She is a mustasha , she is interested only on your money.

Mustasha by Algerian Urban Language May 30, 2018