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Instead of being known as a tasty treat or a woman's vagina, a muffin can also be known as a weak pass or throw made in sports.
Tommy: Is Bill any good at dodgeball??
Greg: Nah, he only throws muffins.
by IDontThinkYouCanHandleMyHandle September 16, 2016
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mother + fuckin = muffin
i'm so muffin annoyed right now!!!
by colleenybeany October 13, 2008
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that cupcake looks disgusting...
oh wait that's a muffin
by :{DDD November 13, 2008
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Known to most as a term of endearment, but really an awesome insult actually meaning vagina or pussy. Commonly used by a woman to insult her boyfriend in public when he's being a douche.
Boyfriend: Fuck! I hate shopping with you and your friends!

Girlfriend: Aw, muffin, it'll be okay.
by annabeller August 30, 2010
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A word that can be substituted to replace any object.
I am about to jump in this muffin really quick and take shower.

Open that muffin and grab me a soda.

Hey, come over here and sit down on this muffin with me.
by Cisco 2 February 20, 2010
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A muffin is just an ugly cupcake
Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!
by aanonymouss February 28, 2008
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The "babydaddy" of the cupcake.
When the unicorn and muffin have sex..the cupcake is made.
The only being worthy of even seeing a unicorn.
john:"hey where'd you get that cupcake?"
jake:"a unicorn and muffin made it"
by B00tz June 17, 2010
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