Holding your shaft, while cutting off circulation to the head of the penis, creating the look of a muffin top.
I muffin topped myself, to the point where my hand hurt from holding onto it for so long.
by DeerQueef September 1, 2009
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the rolls of fat that hangs over girls' jeans usually when too tight like the tops of muffins over their paper cups.
Really ugly.
Dang, Roosana needs to roll her ass into the gym cuz of those muffin tops.
by koo mamaeet kartofeeluh July 9, 2007
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the overflowing of fat of a girls abdominal area where it hangs and jiggles when walking.

Usually visible on a overweight chick who wears pants that are 5 sizes too small.
Look at that whale with the defined muffin top.

-vomit in mouth-
by Hecktor Fagot January 18, 2010
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The extra part of the boob that overhangs the seam of the bra cup when the cup is not big enough.
Allison thought muffin tops were for eating, or the bulge that overhangs pants or skirts, but she didn't know it's also where there's boobage overhang.

Her cup over flows.
by Rinne427 May 27, 2010
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A word used to described Fat People Who are desperately trying to escape from Themselves but decide to wear jeans while running. MUFFIN TOP
Lachie connor : The fattest known mammal to live on this planet of ours, he weighs 70 kg for a child with the intelligence of a grade 5. His flab tumbles like a tsunami if you slap it right. Muffin top
by Jai the almighty May 23, 2012
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When a man with a stretchy scrotum pulls it over his entire genetalia making a fleshy mound that resembles a muffin top (with hair).
Last night Jack did a muffin top in front of all the girls at the party and none of them talked to him for the rest of the night.
by Jay Gall February 14, 2006
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The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)
"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"
by Shane Fox August 24, 2006
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