The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.
Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.
Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.
Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.
by Papa Big Luv March 22, 2009
Get the muff mustachemug.