When someone does something dumb, you muff them with your hand swipe upside their head while sayin muff and move your hand back and forth in a sawing motion
Turn off your car before your battery dies an shit dude............................................................an shit man..... I was bein sarcastic nigga.
MUFFFFFFFFFF Able !!!!!!!!!!!
MUFFFFFFFFFF Able !!!!!!!!!!!
by ROberto Fabre June 29, 2003
first person:
i opened up her legs and got attacked by crabs.
second person:
dude, she really has to shave her muff.
i opened up her legs and got attacked by crabs.
second person:
dude, she really has to shave her muff.
by burntice September 15, 2006
by comedyandtragedy February 10, 2008
Pubic hair on a woman. Relates to the surrounding vaginal area on a woman who is:
1) Unaware that pubic hair is now a crime punishable by death
2) Thinks it's attractive to have hair bursting out at the sides of her underwear (aka spider legs escaping the nest)
3) Unclean and enjoys the smell of the odour of her vaginal fluid and other bodily fluids seeping onto her pubes
4) Something you see on a woman in pre-1990s porn
1) Unaware that pubic hair is now a crime punishable by death
2) Thinks it's attractive to have hair bursting out at the sides of her underwear (aka spider legs escaping the nest)
3) Unclean and enjoys the smell of the odour of her vaginal fluid and other bodily fluids seeping onto her pubes
4) Something you see on a woman in pre-1990s porn
"I love washing my face in your muff"
"I thought you were wearing black skimpy panties until I realised it's your muff"
"I thought you were wearing black skimpy panties until I realised it's your muff"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011
by muffdiver1001 August 20, 2009
"dude, in that three some there was so much muff, like if the great wall of china was made of muff. That much."
by ASSCUNTBALLSMUFF February 14, 2010
ive been a muff diver for many the year
and spent all my money on muff divin gear
from goggles to flippers to oxygen tanks
if i cant have a muff dive ill just have a wank
and its mo ther well
motherwell fc
and spent all my money on muff divin gear
from goggles to flippers to oxygen tanks
if i cant have a muff dive ill just have a wank
and its mo ther well
motherwell fc
by pele February 10, 2004