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a fleeting grope of the female genital area - a pat to the muff.

origin: an act performed by a male exotic dancer after showering in the middle of a nightclub primarily for those of a homosexual persuasion.
that was a nice shower, now where's Gill... that girl's gagging for a muff pat
by honeybear9001 July 17, 2010