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1.
hot chick that puts out!
damn, that bitch is a muff maiden!
by jobob buttercup July 22, 2006
 
2.
A lesbian, so called due to their desire to eat muff.
Don't waste your time with that girl, she's a total muff maiden.
by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006