Searching for a fat girl's vagina to initiate intercouse while layers and layers of blubbery lard get in your way. Thus making a diving maneuver completely necessary.
Guy 1: "Yeah, dude, I totally fucked ____ last night."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."
Guy 2: "Isn't she like 200 pounds though?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. I was totally muff-diving but it was worth it."
by Cam_bush13 June 18, 2017
a person who all he (or she) likes to do is give oral sex to a women
or it could also be used as an insult to a douchbag
or it could also be used as an insult to a douchbag
by tee hee bitches October 2, 2007
“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”
by LinzerTorte July 28, 2021
by stanlenr January 16, 2021
by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018
The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
by bobbin frapples October 15, 2009
Deep Sea Muff Diving: Water is wet and deep, so is your bitch's pussy. When you go muff diving on your woman's pussy, her cum is vast just like the ocean sea.
"Get yo towel bitch, cuz I'm goin deep sea muff diving' in yo great sea of pink."
"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"
"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"
by J-Lez September 23, 2021