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maricopa mudslinger 

When you proceed to shit in someone else's dishwasher, and if your not in Arizona you have to turn the heat on in the house, and then you run tthe dishwasher!!! Creating a musty feceies concoction!! Yep!
What happened man?

Bro, someone maricopa mudslinger the shit out of your dishwasher!!!

Whats that mean?

They took a dump in your dishwashwer and ran it!

Damn, i got slunged!!!
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mudslanger

A redneck who frequently
-Blows all of their savings on overpriced four wheel-drive Ford, Dodge, or Ram trucks
-Marry women who are 305+ lbs
-Leave school after the third grade to help "Pap" on the farm
-Get fired from what could have been a steady job
-Drink so much moonshine that they wake up a week later in the oval office
-Value hunting skill over any degree or diploma
-Attends white supremacist meetings
John: "Did you hear that Buck is completely broke after he spent all of his money on his wedding with that 400 pound blob he calls his wife"
Mark: "Yea, I also heard that he took out a loan from the bank so that he can pay off his $75,000 Ford F750 supercharged custom"
John: "Yea. Buck's a real mudslanger"
mudslanger by jawga-boy November 14, 2013

crocodile mudslinger 

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.
That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.

mudslinging 

The act on the part of two or more candidates or eligible people for a certain position of strength such as a political seat as just one example, to start throwing insults and accusations against the opposing party in order to make themselves look better by comparison.
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in trying to get the Democratic nomination are resorting to low-brow, low blow mudslinging.
mudslinging by SEY January 24, 2008
Other islands are filled with Mudlings that do not worship your greatness.
mudling by AnnieIdle December 5, 2011

fuck muddling 

The art of sticking your nose into other's business. Not only does the perpetrator muddle in the affairs of others, but often times is a trained expert in fucking everything up along the way as they do so.
A true fuck muddler can be a devastating force to be reckoned with.
Hey, have you seen Brad around? He's got a tendency to go around fuck muddling.

Last time I talked to him he fuck muddled his way into my sister's wedding. The dude ruined the whole thing. Prick.
fuck muddling by WordPoet December 8, 2014

California Mudslinger 

During intercourse when a man relives his bowels in a woman's vagina, she then attempts to hold in the fecal matter as long as possible in till it splatters out over the mans chest.
Hey Eddie do you want to watch me get a California Mudslinger from Kim tonight?

Hell yeah dude my chest still reeks from the one Lucy gave me last night.