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10.
A big sweaty cock that has fallen flaccid out of a girl's freshly shit asshole.
This girl who wears primary pastel primary color t-shirts told me she'd kill me if I broke up with her. I got a muddy lizard.
by Blackwater Brian July 04, 2012
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1.
A lizard that is covered in mud. Nothing more, nothing less.
"Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars" -Overly Attached Girlfried
by Hazzat July 04, 2012
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2.
Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.
Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.
by gnomey July 08, 2012
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3.
Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars
"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"
by KatieW July 05, 2012
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4.
Wow, there are already this many definitions for this, directly after that video? Sorry internet but we need to get lives.
"Hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?" - Friend.

"Yeah, I really starting to hope the world ends in 2012." - Me.
by huhhhhhhhhhhh09 July 16, 2012
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5.
A shit covered dick
Laina622, would you eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars?

Laina: Yes. For one million dollars, I would eat a muddy lizard.
by treebobjoe July 06, 2012
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6.
When a males cock is Covered in feces after having anal sex
The definition of "muddy lizard"
by Analfun2 July 06, 2012
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7.
A flaccid penis after finishing anal sex. "muddy" because it's got shit all over it.
1- "Damn dude looks like you got a muddy lizard"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"
by LadiesAndGentlemen July 05, 2012
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