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A lizard that is covered in mud. Nothing more, nothing less.
"Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars" -Overly Attached Girlfried
by Hazzat July 04, 2012
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Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.
Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.
by gnomey July 08, 2012
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Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars
"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"
by KatieW July 05, 2012
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The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.
Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"
by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015
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Wow, there are already this many definitions for this, directly after that video? Sorry internet but we need to get lives.
"Hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?" - Friend.

"Yeah, I really starting to hope the world ends in 2012." - Me.
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Laina622, would you eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars?

Laina: Yes. For one million dollars, I would eat a muddy lizard.
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A big sweaty cock that has fallen flaccid out of a girl's freshly shit asshole.
This girl who wears primary pastel primary color t-shirts told me she'd kill me if I broke up with her. I got a muddy lizard.
by Blackwater Brian July 04, 2012
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