mr.apple

-noun
a.Another cock-sucker from PR who should be penciled in for a sudden visit from the angel of death.

He is so disliked, in fact, that god is quoted in Genesis 1:19 as saying, "mr.apple? I heard that crack head sucks dicks. Fuck that nigger"

Nobody likes you. Get the fuck out PR & CZ.

b. A synonym for "Cock Sucker"

"Oh, Johnny is such a mr.apple.."

"Fuck you, you dirty mr.apple!"

mr.apple by MarcellusWallace July 10, 2009

apple bees mr brad

very fine man.

apple bees mr brad is fine

apple bees mr brad by yuyuseeo October 9, 2025

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Mr Applejar

A guy who’s the worst driver ever. Despite this, he is a great friend to have, and he loves Jesus with all his heart. He also knows a lot about sports and is the biggest Mariner’s fan

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who caused multiple car accidents?
Person 2: yea but I heard that he loves Jesus and is a Christian guy

Mr Applejar by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 8, 2025

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Mr Applejar

A guy who can’t speak Spanish (yet) and is a big no sabo. He brags about knowing a lot about sports, and is a fat guy who eats more than 3 meals per day. He is also a funny guy who loves Jesus with all his heart

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who can’t speak Spanish?
Person 2: he doesn’t speak it yet, but he will learn how to soon
Person 3: isn’t he the guy who eats a lot of food?

Mr Applejar by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 12, 2025

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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