mr.apple 

-noun
a.Another cock-sucker from PR who should be penciled in for a sudden visit from the angel of death.

He is so disliked, in fact, that god is quoted in Genesis 1:19 as saying, "mr.apple? I heard that crack head sucks dicks. Fuck that nigger"

Nobody likes you. Get the fuck out PR & CZ.

b. A synonym for "Cock Sucker"

"Oh, Johnny is such a mr.apple.."

"Fuck you, you dirty mr.apple!"

mr.apple by MarcellusWallace July 10, 2009

apple bees mr brad 

very fine man.

apple bees mr brad is fine

apple bees mr brad by yuyuseeo October 9, 2025

Mr Applejar 

A guy who’s the worst driver ever. Despite this, he is a great friend to have, and he loves Jesus with all his heart. He also knows a lot about sports and is the biggest Mariner’s fan

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who caused multiple car accidents?
Person 2: yea but I heard that he loves Jesus and is a Christian guy

Mr Applejar by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 8, 2025

Mr Applejar 

A guy who can’t speak Spanish (yet) and is a big no sabo. He brags about knowing a lot about sports, and is a fat guy who eats more than 3 meals per day. He is also a funny guy who loves Jesus with all his heart

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who can’t speak Spanish?
Person 2: he doesn’t speak it yet, but he will learn how to soon
Person 3: isn’t he the guy who eats a lot of food?

Mr Applejar by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 12, 2025