mr. noodle 

a name for someone who can't perform menial tasks, or fails at performing them numerous times. derived from the character on sesame street, or more specifically elmo's world who is played by bill irwin and that other guy.

Person One: I can't seem to sit in this chair...
Person Two: Shut up Mr. Noodle.

mr. noodle by Appleperson June 19, 2009

Mr. Wang Noodle

Mr Wang Noodle is a chinese shop, soon to be opened by Mr. Joe Cartwright on Ireland, i would advise you not to go to this chinese shop, and if your in the area you should definitely go to the newly opened Indian curry house, opened by Mr. Hamil Habiib Habab. Mr. Wang Noodle is going to be owned by Mr. Joe Cartwright, who has been prisonised for kidnapping and abusing children, and im pretty sure he wont stop.

Hello it is I Hamil Habiib Habab, come to my Indian curry house, not that dog eating, kiddy fiddling fuckface Mr. Wang Noodle

Mr. Wang Noodle by Harry.Clarke November 11, 2020

Mr.Noodle 

A sexual act of when a man with a flacid penis coated in instant noodle flavoring commits anal with his partner. If he becomes erect it is called "Awkward and Uncomfortable"

Sorry I can't come over, my ass is covered in noodle flavoring

Why?

Because Jake Mr.Noodled me last night

Mr.Noodle by Fennekin_M8 May 10, 2014