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1.
a name for someone who can't perform menial tasks, or fails at performing them numerous times. derived from the character on sesame street, or more specifically elmo's world who is played by bill irwin and that other guy.
Person One: I can't seem to sit in this chair...
Person Two: Shut up Mr. Noodle.
by Appleperson June 19, 2009
 
2.
A sexual act of when a man with a flacid penis coated in instant noodle flavoring commits anal with his partner. If he becomes erect it is called "Awkward and Uncomfortable"
Sorry I can't come over, my ass is covered in noodle flavoring

Why?

Because Jake Mr.Noodled me last night
by Fennekin_M8 May 10, 2014