Mr Brown Hand  

A mr brown hand is when you take a shit directly into your cupped hand. Then proceed to smear the fecal matter onto/into someones face (preferably near the mouth). This should be done while the person is asleep or past-out from the consumption of alcohol or other drugs.

Man you should have seen the Mr Brown Hand we gave Charles last night. When he woke up and realized that there was shit all over his face and in his mouth he just about tore the house down.

Mr Brown Hand by ManOfFire March 19, 2009

Mr. Glad-Hand 

Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya."

Look at that jerk-off Mr. Glad-Hand cheeze-balling the crowd.

Mr. Glad-Hand by ellmanholmes July 10, 2011

Mr. Hand Towel 

A man who forgot to take in a bath towel with him and is forced to wear a hand towel around his waist. He is subject to lots of fangirling.

An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.

Two Ahjummas (middle aged ladies) are watching a drama.

Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!

Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.

Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D

Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.

Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.

Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!

Mr. Hand Towel by NoonaOfDarkness September 25, 2011

mr hands 

A man that died shortly after taking the entire penis of a horse. The movie is available online by googleing MrHands.mpeg

"Oh man, did you see that video Mr Hands?"
"Yes, I can't believe that guy took all that that"

mr hands by SoftAndElegant April 11, 2008

Mr.Hands 

A video that shows a man taking a horse cock in his ass. In the video the man whine and cries until the horse cums in his ass. The sickest thing you will ever see a horse do. But it is also funny because it turns out that the man dies. The horse cock is so big that it rubs through the man's colon and he later dies, but not on video.

Bob: Hey Bill watch Mr.Hands it is so funny.

Bill: O.K. it sounds cool.
(next day)
Bob: Did you watch it.

Bill: Yeah, I though it was really cool. I wanna try it.

Mr.Hands by Aeilspear March 1, 2008

Mr.Hands 

The horse that fucked a man to death,
Also used to describe a man who has been widowed many times

Holy shit did you see the mr.hands video?

man that guy is a Mr.Hands

Mr.Hands by Tishkolegpu December 18, 2007

Mr Hands Moment 

When you violently get fucked/fuck a horse

Person 1: I just had a Mr Hands Moment at the ranch
Person 2: What in the cinnamon toast fuck is wrong with you?

Mr Hands Moment by Ihavemanymrhandsmoments June 5, 2022