A pedophile in his late 20s who uses the excuse of being a track coach and history teacher to flirt with girls under the age of 18.
Ex. 1: Mr. Bush: "I broke up with my last girlfriend because she didn't know how to iron."
The real reason is because she was probably too old for him, 18 is his limit.
Ex. 2: Mr. Bush has the numbers of all the hot girls on the track team.
Ex. 3: Sally: "When I was talking to Mr. Bush, he was staring at my tits. And I should be failing right now, but I have an 85 in his class." (fake name, real story)
Mr.bush is the best band teacher ever! He inspires me to commit every breath I take in that class to my instrument! Heβs the best teacher ever and an even better friend! So when I need someone to talk to in band heβs my go to option!
Person 1: Shit Mr. Stand On Business is coming fast bro π€
Person 2: Dawg we still need the vault, fuck u on abt π
Person 1: Fine just hurry up π€
Person 2: Nerd emoji sounding ass π
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