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mouthski 

oral pleasure. a blow-j. when a lady proceeds to wrap her lips around the tip of a gentleman's penis.

ways to increase your chances of recieving mouthski:
1) buy her a binyon's (or pbr, high life, etc)
2) compliment her on her tote bag
3) take your niece to see her dressed as a mall santa (only if you are into bigger girls...all meat and no potato...know what i mean?)

the girls in broken arrow, oklahoma skip the handski and go right to the mouthski. if you find a real freak, you may even get the footski.
mouthski by officer slater January 17, 2008
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mouthski 

Term used to refer to oral sex.

Syn. Bj, head, dome
Damn yo, did you at least get a mouthski?
mouthski by scampanon July 10, 2009
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mouthskids 

the build up of dirt and grime that will form round the lips during a heavy party session. it has been known to contain mostly saliva but also spunk, shit, snot, blood, smegma and in some cases fluids from an animal.

in extreme cases it can turn so sticky the lips will be glued together and flys will stick to it so watch out.

another common cause is talking the biggest load of shit.

its more commonly found amongst gay men who love to rim filthy asses.

remember always wash your lips!!
lenny : are you wearing a new shade of lipstick....?

penny : i dont wear lipstick

lenny : well what da fuck it that shit on your lips?!!?

Benny : eeeeeeeeeeewh theyre mouthskids dirty fuckin bitch!!!

Lenny : WHAT??!! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!

Jenny : im sorry!

benny & lenny then kick the mouthskids off and skull fuck jenny. she loved it.

Mouth Skill 

The ability to catch food in your mouth
That girl has serious mouth skill
Mouth Skill by Blinx1991 February 28, 2009

mothspill 

Is gay
“My fav tik toker is mothspill” -person 1
“Bro it is so gay

Monteskilla 

The Most Black and Dangerous king the world has ever seen!
He can looks like a bad boy buy he Is so sweet and gay
He likes recivinge big Surprise in the ass hole
Neve let your keys fall down when you are next to him, It could be the last thing you Will pick up for the rest of your life
Run! Take your family in safe! Monteskilla Is comin'!!!
Monteskilla by Ovolollo November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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