mouthblossom 

It is another word for oral herpes. It looks like a blossoming garden on someone's mouth it's really disgusting. Only people with really bad judgment in guys are attracted to them. Usually people with mouth blossoms are extremely hideously ugly and disgusting

Me: ew look hannah! That guy has Mouthblossoms!! They look like they're going to rupture!!!

Hannah: Ew that's gross! But somehow I'm attracted to him!

mouthblossom by Mouthblossomsaregross February 2, 2015

Mouthmosa 

A drink created by alternating swigs of champagne and orange juice from their bottles and mixing them in your mouth.

Nobody brought cups on the boat, so we made mouthmosas.

Mouthmosa by DLS4 May 9, 2012

mouthmissia 

a disease in which one misses their mouth habitually.

She's got food all over her shirt, she must have a case of mouthmissia.

mouthmissia by maddddddddddie March 4, 2009

mouthness 

The use of the mouth in an verbal sense

Is all that smart mouthness necessary

mouthness by William Shakespeare 3rd January 14, 2008

mouthassjackery 

1. Talking about something or someone in a positive light, when in reality, the words coming out of your mouth are pure fiction.

2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.

3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.

example 1:
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!

Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.

example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.

TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.

mouthassjackery by smartestgurlever April 17, 2009

mouthkiss 

1.To kiss on the mouth.

2.To connect mouthparts.

1.Frank and I have practicing our mouthkiss techiques all day.

2. I once tried to mouthkiss a skagwhore but she farted on my leg and ruined the entire moment.

mouthkiss by Michael White February 13, 2005

mouthpiss 

The disgusting smell you encounter on the mouthpiece of a woodwind or brass wind instrument if you haven't washed it soon after you've removed it from the instrument. Often accompanied by bits of food and decayed tooth particles that you have to scrape off with your fingers.

Ugghhh, this clarinet reed has mouthpiss on it. It stiiiinnnnkkkksss!

mouthpiss by pentozali October 3, 2010