mouthturbate 

When one speaks out loud but the content of what is being said is either innacurate, irritating, or does not pertain to anyone who is listening.

I decided not to attend the Tea Party rally because the thought of listening to Sarah Palin mouthturbate for an hour was just too unpleasant.

mouthturbate by nikastro October 21, 2010

matherbate 

The first thing a math major does when he/she gets out of class.

Student In Math Class:Hey man you wanna kick it after class?

Math Student: Naw Imma go home and matherbate.

matherbate by TheCaterpillar April 23, 2008

Mouthterbating 

Slang for autofellatio, or when you masturbate with your own mouth.

Last night I was mouthterbating. My mouth still tastes salty!

Mouthterbating by Mouthterbating August 30, 2014

Moutheater

A term used in the realm of Industrial music to define a deceiver. One who is an expert of manipulation who uses others to control and get what he/she desires. The term "Mouth" refers to the ability to speak and offer opinion and demonstrate free well while "Eater" is the consumption of this freedom, or the taking away a person's individuality. The song "Moutheater" by the American Coldwave Industrial band 16 Volt, is this word's claim to fame in the realm of Industrial enthusiasts.

"Erika told me she would be there for me, she left me with nothing and betrayed me. She was a Moutheater and I couldn't even see it

Moutheater by King Herne April 2, 2013

matherbater

Someone who likes to do math alone.

What’s Mike thinking about? He’s Home alone doing math equations in his head. He’s a matherbater

matherbater by Big Daddu Mike May 16, 2020

Mouthturbate 

Using someone's mouth insted of your hand to get off. Ignoring or not caring about anything but your own pleasure. See also blowjob.

I got my girlfriend mouthturbate me while I watched this new porno I rented. Hands free jacking off.

Mouthturbate by milkloverxxx April 13, 2011