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Mouschwitz

Walt Disney World in Orlando. Also known as the Tragic Kingdom. Employees of WDW lovingly refer to it as Mouschwitz because of the Jack Boot tyranny of the management. You know how companies with a lot of middle management care less about the individuals? Disney is almost all middle management. Like a Klingon ship you can only be promoted by killing the career of the person above you. They do not however discriminate against any race, creed, color, or sexual orientation. Employees are all equally disposable. As their slogan says, and I paraphrase "Exploiting creativity through diversity."
Nineteen years at Mouschwitz, and today a kid that wasn't born when I started is my new boss.
Mouschwitz by Reil Tyme November 3, 2010
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mousewife 

Housewife who spends lots of time on the internet
She spends hours on that chatsite...she's a real mousewife
mousewife by richnfamous January 25, 2009

MouseWait 

a place where disney freakamouses go and they are ussually half mouse half human but some are just all mouse. they are really friendly but i sugest you dont go dissing disney around them because youll soon be the headless horseman... HAVE A MAGICAL DAY!
guy: dude that girl talks about disney ALL THE TIME
girl: she is a Mousewaiter
MouseWait by disneydis March 16, 2012

mousewife 

mousewife by zooa November 3, 2003

Mousewater 

Water (usually warm) that has had one or more dead mice floating in it for several days/weeks. Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything unfavorable.
Use 1: Dude, C-Boy just drank that Mousewater!!!

Use 2: That test was Mousewater.
Mousewater by Grahamish April 29, 2011

mousewriting 

handwriting with a mouse on a computer (individual to each person, as with handwriting)
Hazel: how did you know it was me?
Ben: i recognised your mousewriting
mousewriting by Benguin August 5, 2008

mousewriting 

One's ability to write words using a mouse. A modern version of handwriting.
I can't read what you scrawled in the corner of this picture. You need to work on your mousewriting.
mousewriting by CrashMD September 29, 2008