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chicken mouse

Total wimp. Extreme coward. Weak and scared.
That chicken mouse would run from his own shadow!
chicken mouse by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011

chinese moose humper 

a small angry chinese man,who humps mooses for a living to support his 14 black babies.
dude.i saw a chinese moose humper the other day!

chicken moose 

The exact origins of this word are unknown

It is often used as a reply when met with the insult 'You annoy me'

Only used by blonde psychos, When they are trying to sound serious but fail.

or someone with the body of a moose and the head of a chicken
J*ngo : You annoy me
S*r*h : You annoy me! Chicken Moose!

Or Jesus Christ mate, Is that a Chicken Moose?????
chicken moose by Jay Dee April 26, 2004

Chicken Moose 

A Druid in Moonkin form on World of Warcraft. Long running joke of the guild Musket Ears, following a series of events on Ventrilo.
Person A: What are they doing? Waving their arms around, being useless while you do all the work!
Person B: What the hell are you talking about?
Person A: Get that Chicken Moose to do something!
Others: LOLS
Chicken Moose by Mr. Xerox August 4, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026