A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.
I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!
I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
by WuBang3R December 19, 2006
A Cougar past its prime. But still ferocious. An elderly woman who secretly chases after the friends of her grandson. Well past menopause but somehow has still maintained that eerie sex drive and is unappologetic in voicing her sex advice, advances and wisdom to her friends and family.
With the advent of Cialis and Viagra, and other ED drugs it has brought to the forefront the truth that not only do older men way past their prime still maintain unusally high libido but their older, pastier counterparts do as well.
With the advent of Cialis and Viagra, and other ED drugs it has brought to the forefront the truth that not only do older men way past their prime still maintain unusally high libido but their older, pastier counterparts do as well.
Dude, why does your grandma keep asking me if I want more milk and cookies? Watch out, bro, She's a mountain lion.
by Sir Gaga June 1, 2009
1 is a puma a young attractive woman
2 is the cougar stage an attractive older woman who preys on younger men.
3 is a mountain lion a woman who has exceeded the cougar stage but yet is still hunting the younger men.
2 is the cougar stage an attractive older woman who preys on younger men.
3 is a mountain lion a woman who has exceeded the cougar stage but yet is still hunting the younger men.
by Nasty Nate Sarasota Fl February 19, 2010
A woman in her 50s or older trying hard to score younger men while pretending to be younger than she is ie. The next stage of being a Cougar
Its 2am and there's a Mountain Lion on the hunt... She's out for mount'n younger men and lie'n about her age... a Mountain Lion.
by Incorrigible_66 October 4, 2021
A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.
I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!
I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!
I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!
I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
by Wubang3r January 16, 2007
We all know a cougar is a hot older woman who goes after younger men.
A mountain lion is an older woman with the same tastes, but hideously ugly.
The name derives itself from a pun. See example below.
A mountain lion is an older woman with the same tastes, but hideously ugly.
The name derives itself from a pun. See example below.
That woman isn't a cougar! She's a mountain lion, as in, "If you said you'd be mountin' that, you'd be lyin'!"
by dark marmoset June 30, 2011
A cougar is in her 40"s. A woman 50yrs or older who shouldn't be trying to date at all unless she's chasing an 80 yr old man is a mountain lion. Wrinkled, worn out and loose.
I was checking out from a distance what I thought was a cougar, then she turned around and I felt sick. It was an old mountain lion on the loose!
by mikesword April 29, 2010