The "ticker" to the upper right corner of your Face Book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole Face Book world is known as the Mother-in-Law-Ticker. It scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don't. Some people love it but most people hate it. It is called the MIL- Ticker because of it's striking similarity to the stereotypical Mother-In-Law (nosy, loud and rude).
"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."
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"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."
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"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
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"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."
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"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."
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"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
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"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."
by BigMonky Monk December 6, 2011
A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.
"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."
by OneToothWillis May 2, 2018
The bar on corvettes and other known fast cars on the passengers side dash where they can grab on a hope for the best.
by septh July 23, 2005
Relationship of an individual's mother to his or her partner when no marriage has taken place (for legal or personal reasons).
Doug: Since we live in a state that doesn't recognize gay marriage, I'm not sure what to call your mother. She's not an 'in-law'...
Ed: Call her your mother-out-law. I'm sure she'll like that.
Ed: Call her your mother-out-law. I'm sure she'll like that.
by Mother-out-law November 30, 2011
1. You did NOT stand at the alter, taking vows your Mother-In-Law. Therefore, when your Mother-In-Law gets out of line, do not delay to tell her to FUCK OFF!!! Stand up for yourself! Set your boundaries, now! Otherwise, you will only endure countless years of torture, stress, pain... And inevitably, a divorce.
2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)
Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.
...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.
2. Mother-In-Laws are bored and suffer from empty-nest syndrome. They hate surrendering "control" of their children, into adulthood. So, they use manipulation to keep a hold on their children. This creates tension in a marriage. (Usually severe.)
Key Words: Psycho. Senile. Manipulative. Dramatic. Sneaky. Delusional. Controlling. Interfering. Obsessive. Bored. Evil. Burden. Harassing. Game Playing. Meddling.
...Sooner than later (due to old age), until the reeper comes to take them back to hell.
Mother-In-Law from Hell Experience:
MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!
I feel your pain!
MY Mother-in-law is from the CAPITAL CITY of HELL!
I feel your pain!
by CyberGlamStar April 30, 2010
The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.
1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:then ur grandpap a trap
2:well ur mother-in-law fucked ur papaw
1: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:then ur grandpap a trap
2:well ur mother-in-law fucked ur papaw
1: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*
by milkchocolate10291 March 14, 2018
Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."
I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.
by danke August 1, 2005