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moss man 

Moss Man was a soulful dude, a good friend and valuable ally to He-Man. His shaggy mane of green moss was perfect camoflage in Evergreen Forest, where he was part forest ranger, part marijuana cultivator (he called it "hemp" in the television show), and an ever-vigilant scout warning He-Man of Skeletor's encroachments onto the forest. He is also thought to be brothers with Beastman, who unfortunately lacks his love of nature, reggae music and peace.

Today, ecologically-conscious and outdoor adventure-y black men with green skin and mosslike hair are often referred to as "moss men."
You want to go out to New Paltz and go hiking and get real moss man, mon?

I and I is always smoking the ganja like moss man.
moss man by dusty ocean December 30, 2004
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Mr. Moldy Moss Man

A nickname for someone who is really cool. Though it may seem like an insult to others who are unaware, you can use it to show your appreciation for someone. And no, this has nothing to do with "Moss Man". Despite the MR at the start of it, this term is gender neutral.
Person A: hey do you want to go to the beach tomorrow
Person B: yeah that sounds great, as long as I can invite 'Mr. Moldy Moss Man'
Another name for a long turd loaded with corn. This happens after being fudgepacked.
Josh dropped a Mossman after leaving Bobby's party.

James Mossman 

Getting drunk; so drunk you piss yourself and rip your own pants then whirl them around your own head.
I'm kind of bored, I think I might get absolutely James Mossman'd tonight
James Mossman by Dick Mundee January 26, 2010
Mossman’s are the type of niggas to tear the whole scene up, and you will know if a mossman entered the building
Oh shit a mossman just walked in the club
mossman by Lmoss97 May 13, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026