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Cross between man and roses.
When you wife/girlfriend sends you moses, roses to work for Valentines Day. It's a way to make receiving roses from work less embarrassing as a man.
by Ceridwen77 February 20, 2014
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An extremely cool, but difficult way to take a shit.

A moses is when you are freeing the "Egyptians" ... but just before they leave their "prison" you need to flush the toilet. This symbolises the parting of the seas. It is only a true MOSES if they hit a dry toilet bowl, and are then taken away to safety by the returning seas.

Your friends may claim to have pulled a perfect moses, but if there is any scepticism you can always tell by the larger than normal skid mark left on the bottom of the bowl.

This is an extremely difficult move to pull... your timing is critical!
1)WOW!! Look at that skid-mark, that was definately a legend that dropped that MOSES!!

2)WOOOOO!HOOOOO! I just landed my first true-MOSES! A picture of that shits definately going on the net!!
by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008
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One who parts the Red Sea or is the one who produces the Moses Effect. Another way to put it is one who is single at a club and trying to have a good time. He is the man who is dancing by himself in the center of the and is finding himself having more and more dance space around him.
Also one who finds himself surrounded by men dancing with women away from you as to have the girls as far away as possible.
Man 1 - Look at that Moses over there.
Man 2 - Haha! That sucks!
Man 1 - Yeah, what a loser..
by aleams March 16, 2009
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A code word for a tampon. Created at a summer camp out of sheer randomness. After all, Moses parted the red sea.
by Harvey Jonathon Havok October 04, 2009
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A sexy man, with tight abs, and buns made of steel. He has the greatest gadgets and tricked out cars. He's so fast and loves to live life to the fullest. He's also really good in bed, he charming and cunning. Hes also a lion on the inside. Don't mess with Moses.
Dam have you seen Moses lately, perfect 👌.
by Sexy_Mia February 27, 2017
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men who like going down on women who have their period
by lizeurd March 24, 2011
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Extremely skinny kid that is possibly anorexic and is very annoying. Will brag about his strength and ability to play the drums until someone proves him wrong. He will then get super triggered and start squealing like a pig.
Wow Moses is a scrub
by Hugh Janus + Mike Hawk June 16, 2017
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