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1 definition by BVRZVMGIRL22

The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".
Check out alex over there in his fuckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already
by BVRZVMGIRL22 June 03, 2010