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Badass shopkeeper who'll kick your ass with lamp oil, rope and bombs, because you didn't have enough rubies.

However, if you come back later when you're a little... mmm... richer, you can purchase the items instead of getting your ass kicked with them.

He feels sad about it, but he simply cannot GIVE you credit.

..

Originally from the CD-i game "Link: Faces of Evil"
Link: Hey Morshu, give me some bombs, will ya?

Morshu: Ummmmmmm, no way. You don't have enough rubies.
Morshu by GreenHamster72376 February 7, 2010
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Rick and Morty 

Rick and Morty is a crazed animated Adult Swim show that features an alcoholic mad scientist (Rick)
who drags his hapless grandson (Morty) into outrageous sci fi adventures.
Rick and Morty bear some resemblance to Dr. Emmett Brown and Marty McFly from Back To The Future.
Rick and Morty by quesondriac December 13, 2013
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Morty Smith

Stop being such a Morty Smith.
Morty Smith by fleshcurtains August 8, 2016

Rick and Morty Fan 

A person /persons with a high iq or just an idiot that screams "I'm Pickle Rick"
"To understand the jokes in Rick and Morty you need a high iq"- a Rick and Morty Fan
Rick and Morty Fan by Swivel Here October 24, 2017
A pretty and amazing girl you would want to be with all the time. Happy and joyful and always liked by others. A singing voice that would stun most people.
Boy: Hi, who're you
Girl: Marsya
Boy Can i be your boyfriend?
Marsya by Annoymous5285 March 6, 2017

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty 

A meme about rick and morty where people post this in reply of those criticisms of the show.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
An all around amazing young girl. She has her flaws, and is very insecure about them. She is awfully beautiful and humble. She has an amazing soul. Moryo is a shy girl, but is very out going once you get to know her. She always has a smile on her face. She is incredibly smart and down to earth. She is one of the realest and nicest people you can ever meet. Moryo is a very kind hearted person who will be there for you no matter what. She is an amazing best friend and would make an eggcellent girlfriend for that lucky guy. She loves deeply but is afraid to get hurt so she may try to push you away. One day she will be something relevant to this world. Her heart only beats for one person and doesn't whore around. Moryo is beautiful, intelligent, artistic, compassionate and a tad bit awkward that even though she may seem crazy and like a hand full at times is honestly extremely loyal and fun to be around. She generally has gorgeous brown and hazelnut eyes that you can get lost in. If she picks you never hurt her because she will not come back and is probably the best person you will ever meet. You can't let her slip out of your hands. She bakes delicious cakes!
Guy: “who’s that girl over there??”
Friend: “That’s Moryo!”
Guy: “ Damn! She’s peng! Let me put her name and mine in the love calculator and check our compatibility”
Love calculator: “that’s a 90% match!”
Guy: “ I’m gonna talk to her!”
Friend: “you should! Good luck!”
Moryo by Rylame June 10, 2020