by jewel_ December 16, 2016
Irish slang for "good morning." Usually spoken as the speaker opens a bottle of Killian's. Pronounced with a hugely Irish accent that could choke a donkey.
by Jeffery Moore August 13, 2005
A phrase nobody has ever actually really said in ireland because it was made up by big-shot holywood dickheads, but for some reason all the stupid americans think its a common phrase in ireland anyways, but in reality if they said it to an actual irish person they would ether get laughed at or knocked the fuck out for being retarded.
johnny:"i cant believe them yankees are so retarded they actually think we say top o' the mornin' to ya"
paddy:"i know right, the fucking gobshites"
paddy:"i know right, the fucking gobshites"
by rennlad420 May 26, 2011
"Top it in the mornin' to ya' laddies! My name is JackSepticEye and today we'll be playing HAPPY WHEELS!"
by SortOfSmart101 September 25, 2016
When you wake up early and give your partner a blow job and after he cums in your mouth you spit the load in his ass.
Hey Bobbi Jo, I have such a hard time getting Dick up for church on Sunday, any suggestions that work for you with your hubby? Well you could just try the ol' Top O' da Mornin' on him.
by thechachitaco March 26, 2022
tap-tap Tap-Tap… Good mornin ya motherfuckin sunshines…. its going to be a great-great Great-Great day
by c36b9 April 13, 2021