morning glory

To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out

morning glory by oxmix October 21, 2003

McMorningGlory 

A double sausage and egg Mcmuffin, with three hash browns and bacon

Lately I have been having problems getting it up after waking up, but this has all changed thanks to the McMorningGlory

McMorningGlory by NRLeels March 20, 2009

morning glory music 

A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.

let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.

morning glory music by Angelacia June 13, 2007

morning glory

An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.

Man waking up with a mysterious erection.

morning glory by Jimmy Tinker April 24, 2004

Morninggloryus 

To celebrate people who share intense feelings of affection for one another, using word play from Morning Glory implying a wonderful prior evening together, glorious in the form of Glory us, and finally the combination of morning Glory and us.

"Last night with you? It was #morninggloryus."

Morninggloryus by Handcuffmonkfish September 26, 2019

morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

morning glory by Scott Coleman April 3, 2008

morning glory

an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.

"Rob always gets a morning glory"

morning glory by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003